Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I called the cops to see if I had a rap sheet. I do, and it rhymes.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
“I don't rhyme about guns I ain't shot Hoes I ain't caught Or shit I ain't bought.” — Ice T Copy Share Image
“Suddenly I heard a tapping, as of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door” — C.J. Roberts Copy Share Image
“In the words of a rap song my neighbor used to play on his boombox when I was a kid: Hold up, wait a… — Mariana Zapata Copy Share Image
“Shit! Just my luck. My body is telling me to start humping, my heart is telling me to run, and my mind is sitting there enjoying a cigarette as his h*ps start to move against me. “Axel Reid, you wake up right now!” I yell. “Get your paws off my tit and call your dick off its search for my… — Harper Sloan Copy Share
“ Criminal: You can suck my dick, motherfucker! Detective Bridges: You suck mine! [shoves barrel of pistol in the Criminal's mouth] An' you get… — Garth Ennis Copy Share Image
“I love to write rhymes that have that perfect jingle. You know what I'm saying when it makes your Heart tingle.” — Stanley Victor Paskavich Copy Share Image
“him swinging the baton and knocking out my side teeth and cracking my temple so that I can never hear good out of that… — Marlon James Copy Share Image
“Bubba showed it to his mother. Then he played the tape. It was about ten minutes of moaning, wailing, and some chains rattling.” — C.L. Bevill Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
![“Criminal: You can suck my dick, motherfucker! Detective Bridges: You suck mine! [shoves barrel of pistol in the Criminal's mouth] An' you get used to it, cause you get to Rykers you're gonna find a lot of dick on the goddamn menu! Now grunt twice for yes! You through bitchin'?” quote by Garth Ennis](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/9c9/garth-ennis-13362_guns_criminal-you-can-suck-my-dick-motherfuck_243811.jpg)
