Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““I call masturbating “Gregging,” named not after a man named Greg, but a guy named Dave.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Lots of people call me Dave, my mum calls me David, my wife calls me Dave, I don't really notice what people call me. — David Cameron Copy Share Image
My real name is Davenie Johanna Heatherton, but my older brother, Dick, couldn't pronounce Johanna when he was a boy. So he called me… — Joey Heatherton Copy Share Image
“His last name is Palmer. His ancestors must have been compulsive masturbators. When we were introduced, I made sure to not shake his hand.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
It's only the losers named 'Dave' that think having an unusual name is bad, and who cares what they think? They're named 'Dave.' — Penn Jillette Copy Share Image
“You want to know a secret?" "Always." "My real name is Dave." "I see." "This doesn't seem to amuse you." "I met Jeremy the… — Kate Griffin Copy Share Image
“Sorry, dude.” “I’m not your dude!” shouts Ricky. “Whatever, dude,” Greg shouts back” — Julie Murphy Copy Share Image
“the spoons jumped off the rack. And a couple of times I've heard a man call my name when no one else was here” — Leslie Rule Copy Share Image
“I’m Jammer.” “What kind of name is that?” It sounded ridiculous “It’s the name you’ll be calling out the next time you’re holding a… — Jennifer Foor Copy Share Image
“Once Greg’s satisfied that I’m taped sufficiently, he films me some more, and says I can find myself on YouTube under ‘dickhead’. I suggest… — Cath Crowley Copy Share Image
When I order sandwiches or coffee, I don't give my name: I'll say 'David' or something. It's just not worth it. They never mess… — Tennys Sandgren Copy Share Image
“As Dave was ruffling my hair and Greg was slapping me five we heard the sound of sneakers skidding to a halt on the… — Kelly Oram Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
