Danish Quote by Jarod Kintz

“Danish. I’d come to believe there was no food more depressing than Danish, a pastry that seemed stale upon arrival.”

— Gillian Flynn

“You just ruined a perfectly delicious Danish!” I squawk at him. “Man,” he laughs, “note to self, don't mess with Elle’s pastries.” I scrape…

— K. Larsen

“You cannot trust people who have such bad cuisine. It is the country with the worst food after Finland.”

— Jacques Chirac

“You're NOT Norway!!! You'll never BE Norway!!! And BECAUSE of your not being Norway, you will be CRUELLY and UNFORGIVINGLY PUNISHED!!!”

— Denmark

“I finish what I start, and I Finnish what I Swedish.”

— Jarod Kintz

“and a Finnish woman, who made my bed and cooked breakfast and muttered Finnish wisdom to herself over the electric stove”

— F. Scott Fitzgerald

“Danes are good at appreciating the small things in life and at making the best of whatever they have. They place emphasis on the…

— Louisa Thomsen Brits

“I stared you chew down your Swedish meatballs. I hope you could see how you chewed my heart then spit it out”

— Noor Iskandar

“What do I care for Sweden? I detest her, Worse than the pit of hell…”

— Friedrich Schiller

“I said 'I'm sorry, sir, but we don't speak Swedish.' 'Well, of course you don't. Neither do I. Who the hell speaks Swedish?”

— John Green

“Foreign food isn’t really my thing. I tasted whale once, and I was sick for a week.”

— Steen Langstrup

“Norwegians were not exactly what you might call a cultured people - Nikolai Loeb”

— Jo Nesbø