Quote by Jarod Kintz Download Open image ““He’s not my son, but his last name is Myson. Same spelling, big difference.”” — Jarod Kintz ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare
"Well," said my aunt, "this is his boy - his son. He would be as like his father as it's possible to be, if… — Charles Dickens Copy Share Image
“I’m thinking of changing my name to “Son of Manana.” Of course it isn’t accurate, because I’m the father of yesterday.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“At one point in life, every son would look back at his father and think. I am not just like him, I am him.” — Midhun Jackson Copy Share Image
“I'm naming my son just what he is. I'm a whore and he is my son. If he grows up ashamed of me, the… — Donald Goines Copy Share Image
“This boy will be famous. There won't be a child in our world who doesn't know his name.” — J.K. Rowling Copy Share Image
“The name’s David Davidson, and I am not my own son. I’m also not my own father, if you were wondering.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“... and you're the son of his youngest. He has no other children. Oh, your father's dead, by the way. Fell off a horse… — Scott Lynch Copy Share Image
“He (her son) is just like his father, doesn't listen to a word I say!” — Logan Crowe Copy Share Image
“I notice when you’re gone. Or do I? How can I observe something that isn’t there?” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A blanket could be used to make sweet, sweet music with the love of your life. Hopefully that person is me, because I’ve been… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“A brick could be used to slow down time. Sort of like a camel in a wheelchair pushed by a thirsty Arab. Hey, Khalid,… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“We have a love so pure that it makes snow seem yellow. (Don’t eat it!)” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“I hid Mrs. Frozenwater’s body in the ice cube trays in my freezer. Better to keep her there than let her memory thaw out… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Two similar words might lead to two similar ideas. They might also lead to the basement, which I recently converted into a dungeon/torture chamber.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Nothing is and isn’t; nothing is and isn’t—nothing itself is, and at the same time, nothing isn’t.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“There’s only one piece of clothing I could eat fast, and that’s a scarf.” — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Dora J. Arod is to Jarod Ora, as yes is to yes. Yes is also the correct answer to “Will you marry me?” Other… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“The best part about being kidnapped is being blindfolded and getting kicked into the trunk of a car. Boy, normally I have to beg… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
