Humor Quote by J.C. Lillis Download Open image ““Abel snores pornographically, like a prince sleeping off an orgy.”” — J.C. Lillis ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.4 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“No wonder Sleeping Beauty looked so good...she took long naps, never got old, and didn't have to do anything but snore to get her… — Olive Green Copy Share Image
“God, I hate Sleeping Beauties.” Why that story, out of all the possible stories, should have the sort of staying power it does is… — Seanan McGuire Copy Share Image
“Now we do what parents with little kids do. We fall into bed, exhausted, with thoughts of raunchy, hot sex the furthest thing from… — Lorelei James Copy Share Image
“Well, you don’t snore like bathwater going down the plughole.’ We listened some more. ‘It’s very – loud.’ ‘He certainly sleeps with enthusiasm.” — Jodi Taylor Copy Share Image
“It's one of your most attractive qualities, you know, you never snore. Rare ad precious and - his voice dropped, though they were alone… — K.J. Charles Copy Share Image
“Neat or disheveled, even asleep, snoring from a stuffed nose and drooling from the corner of her mouth, a woman is beautiful.” — Louis Ferrante Copy Share Image
“You snore.” “I don’t!” “Only a little. Very ladylike snores. I found them charming.” — Shana Abe Copy Share Image
“Porn, it turns out, eventually takes the sexiness - that is, the wildness - out of sex.” — Naomi Wolf Copy Share Image
“The only time Drake and I were together and awake was when we had sex and now it was always a scene with me… — S.E. Lund Copy Share Image
“I have never been told that I snore. I am sure you're mistaken." He grinned. "You snore like a big, fat man." A laugh… — Julianne Donaldson Copy Share Image
“She sleeps like a cocoyam. A thing without senses. She sleeps like his mother, unplugged from the world.” — Taiye Selasi Copy Share Image
“I want to make a sweater out of this week and wrap myself up in it until it falls apart.” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“There’s something about his face when he smiles, like he’s a stained-glass window with sun beaming through.” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“It’s fandom, Bran. Getting butthurt over nothing is practically a sacrament.” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“Pretentious." "So? I love pretentious people!" "Why?" "They try so hard to be interesting, you don't have to do any work.” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“Because here’s the thing. We can do a lot in thirty-five days.” He sat on the bed and pulled her down next to him.… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“... Brandon's going to talk to a B-O-Y, and -" "What?" "That's your assignment tonight. You converse in public with a boy. You've heard… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“Honestly, I don’t think people ever get un-screwed-up. I think it’s just, how well can you pretend to be someone else, and how long.” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“You can stop waiting, you know,' she says. 'For what?' 'For God to strike you down.” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“I step up on the little wooden bridge that arches over the huge clear koi pond in the lobby. The blue and gray tiles… — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
“I mean, if no one knows for sure what God's like, then why don't you just believe the people who think he's all rainbows… — j.c. lillis Copy Share Image
“ Status: Naked. On bed. With boy. Systems overheating. Sudden doubts multiplying. Meltdown imminent. ” — J.C. Lillis Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
