Parenting Quote by Lorelei James

“I DO NOT SNORE. And if I do, it’s very ungallant of you to point it out.”

— E.L. James

“I'm worried that this is too soon. What if you get tired of having me around all the time? What if I eat your…

— Abbi Glines

“Sleep in my arms like a little cat; I love your snoring and your smell.”

— M.F. Moonzajer

“You snore.” “I don’t!” “Only a little. Very ladylike snores. I found them charming.”

— Shana Abe

“Well, you don’t snore like bathwater going down the plughole.’ We listened some more. ‘It’s very – loud.’ ‘He certainly sleeps with enthusiasm.”

— Jodi Taylor

“Creativity is like a snoring husband, it won't let you sleep.”

— Barbara Alfaro

“Could the stories that parents tell children to lull them to sleep actually be true?”

— Ken Liu

“Do you hear it? The loud noise from the room at night? Never mind, It's just my mom snoring.”

— Sarah Willey

“You were born to soar not to snore.”

— Rob Liano

“Did you know you snore in your sleep? You do this little gurgling, whining thing. Scared the shit out of me at first. I…

— Loni Flowers

“Bedtime makes you realize how completely incapable you are of being in charge of another human being. My children act like they've never been…

— Jim Gaffigan

“A child should never go to bed, they only wake up a day older.”

— J. M. Barrie