Humor Quote by Ilya Ilf Download Open image ““She was, after all, a mattress owner and understood the subtleties of life.”” — Ilya Ilf ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Life Russia Soviet union
“She felt as if things were moving past her as she lay stretched on the bed under the single sheet. But it’s not landscape… — Virginia Woolf Copy Share Image
“She did not know where she was; she was not entirely sure who she was. It is astonishing just how much of what we… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“...the thought crossed her mind that a bed was really a very strange thing-a human nest, really, where our human fragility made its nightly… — Alexander McCall Smith Copy Share Image
“For me,” mused Dandelion, “a mattress without a young woman isn't a mattress at all. It is incomplete happiness...” — Andrzej Sapkowski Copy Share Image
“How desperately she wanted to pretend they were waking up in just any ordinary bed, in an ordinary world.” — Aria Kane Copy Share Image
“Her mother came into the room and sat on the edge of the bed. “Sometimes life doesn’t turn out the way we think it… — Ruth Ann Nordin Copy Share Image
“She’s always made her own bed, even when no one else was home, and nowadays she does the same for her soul. Working on… — Broms The Poet Copy Share Image
“For a moment she felt utterly dislocated. She did not know where she was; she was not entirely sure who she was. It is… — Neil Gaiman Copy Share Image
“...but I realized the place didn't matter. The person did. With someone you loved, you could be anywhere, and it would be incredible. Being… — Richelle Mead Copy Share Image
“I wanted to know if she fucked the way she seemed to live—full of passion and fierce energy.” — Nina Levine Copy Share Image
“She was molten in my bed, but she also suffered depressions that were very dear to her.” — Wells Tower Copy Share Image
“She never felt like she belonged anywhere,except for when she was lying on her bed, pretending to be somewhere else.” — Rainbow Rowell Eleanor and Park Copy Share Image
“Ippolit Matveevich turned even redder, pulled out a tiny notebook, and wrote in a calligraphic hand: 25/4/1927 — rubles issued to Comrade Bender —… — Ilya Ilf Copy Share Image
Americans don't like to waste time on stupid things, for example, on the torturous process of coming up with names for their towns. And… — Ilya Ilf Copy Share Image
“If you should attempt to maintain that film is an art in conversation with a cultured, intelligent American, he'll just plain stop talking to… — Ilya Ilf Copy Share Image
“It wouldn't have been surprising if the girl suddenly stamped her foot and began: "Comrades! Allow me to summarize the achievements which . .… — Ilya Ilf Copy Share Image
“Investigating Koreiko's case might take a long time," said Ostap. "God only knows how long. And since there is no God, nobody knows. We… — Ilya Ilf Copy Share Image
“So what was in this building before historical materialism?' 'Before what?' 'You know, back then, under the old regime?' 'Oh. Under the old regime… — Ilya Ilf Copy Share Image
“The word "America" has well-developed grandiose associations for a Soviet person, for whom it refers to a country of skyscrapers, where day and night… — Ilya Ilf Copy Share Image
“I am Emir Dynamite!" he shouted, swaying on top of the tall camelback. "If within two days we don't get any decent food, I'll… — Ilya Ilf Copy Share Image
“He was only thirty-eight. His body was clean, well-fed, and benign. He had all his teeth. A fresh Armenian joke stirred in his head… — Ilya Ilf Copy Share Image
“To a Soviet person, used to the nationality policy of the USSR, all the mistakes of the American government's Indian policy are evident from… — Ilya Ilf Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
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