Funny Quote by Iliza Shlesinger Download Open image “My whole life, I knew that I was going to be funny for a living.” — Iliza Shlesinger ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.9 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Going Knew Life Living Whole life
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