Everybody has their cross to bear, and everybody has their issues. But it still never once occurred to me that I'm not… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
When you ask a girl out and she suggest a bar, you're answer shouldn't be great, I like that bar and they'll… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I got a job as a coat check girl at a nightclub - this was in my first few months of being… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Ladies, just know that when you grow your hair too long, you got about two inches difference between really hot, sexy supermodel… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
It feels amazing to just be here and be able to share my jokes with the world. It's not so much about… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
You can't go to the bathroom alone... you might not come back. Cause no girl's ever been to the bathroom alone and… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I've do a lot of USO shows and do whatever I can to support the military. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Everybody has their cross to bear, and everybody has their issues. But it still never once occurred to me that I'm not as good… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I was a huge 'Blind Date' fan, though, when I was younger; that was on when I was in high school. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
When you travel, try having an open mind, not just about the city that you're in but about the surrounding areas. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Most women have jobs that require them to leave the house. A cat is actually a perfect pet. You get the love and companionship… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's like telling… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians are really funny onstage, but they can't do a podcast. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I used to take a recorder around and interview my parents and do impressions of my classmates as guests on my show. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
