Everybody has their cross to bear, and everybody has their issues. But it still never once occurred to me that I'm not… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
It's never occurred to me - and I don't know what right mixture of upbringing this was - that my opinion wasn't… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I'm always looking for bigger audiences and bigger stages. Really, however I can reach my fans is what will make me happy… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
The women who are pool waitresses are another worldly species. They're half-desert lizards. They never have sunburns. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I firmly believe in standing by what you are. I was never taught to dim my light to pacify other people. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I've never been the kind of woman that hates other women, particularly based on their attractiveness. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I've do a lot of USO shows and do whatever I can to support the military. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Everybody has their cross to bear, and everybody has their issues. But it still never once occurred to me that I'm not as good… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I was a huge 'Blind Date' fan, though, when I was younger; that was on when I was in high school. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
When you travel, try having an open mind, not just about the city that you're in but about the surrounding areas. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Most women have jobs that require them to leave the house. A cat is actually a perfect pet. You get the love and companionship… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's like telling… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians are really funny onstage, but they can't do a podcast. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I used to take a recorder around and interview my parents and do impressions of my classmates as guests on my show. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
