I'm really good at saying what other people are thinking and making it relatable. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Getting on stage and screaming at all Republicans does nothing more than isolate people. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I don't hate other women. Let me rephrase that: I hate other women and men - people in general can be annoying… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
My passion in life isn't politics. It truly is connecting to people and women. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
You can make people laugh, but having them really want to hear what you have to say, that takes trust and time. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
You know what happened the last time a group of people said, 'Screw it, we don't care what you think'? They got… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I firmly believe in standing by what you are. I was never taught to dim my light to pacify other people. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
The only reason people work for airlines is because the Nazi party is no longer hiring. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
No matter who you date, people are going to make fun of them, jealous people are going to say stuff, people get… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Whether it be the gym or telling a guy to stop mistreating me or getting through school with a C+ average but… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I think people have to understand that 'empowering' for women doesn't mean negating men. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
It's only through aging and going through heartbreak and loss and successes and failures that you can look back and look at… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
As women, and as people, we're often forced to choose between pop culture and tearing down celebrities or a show about politics. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I've do a lot of USO shows and do whatever I can to support the military. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Everybody has their cross to bear, and everybody has their issues. But it still never once occurred to me that I'm not as good… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I was a huge 'Blind Date' fan, though, when I was younger; that was on when I was in high school. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
When you travel, try having an open mind, not just about the city that you're in but about the surrounding areas. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Most women have jobs that require them to leave the house. A cat is actually a perfect pet. You get the love and companionship… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's like telling… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians are really funny onstage, but they can't do a podcast. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I used to take a recorder around and interview my parents and do impressions of my classmates as guests on my show. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
