Comic Quotes by Iliza Shlesinger

I've do a lot of USO shows and do whatever I can to support the military.

— Iliza Shlesinger

Everybody has their cross to bear, and everybody has their issues. But it still never once occurred to me that I'm not as good…

— Iliza Shlesinger

I'm certainly not a supermodel.

— Iliza Shlesinger

I believe in always having a lot of irons in the fire.

— Iliza Shlesinger

There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit.

— Iliza Shlesinger

I was a huge 'Blind Date' fan, though, when I was younger; that was on when I was in high school.

— Iliza Shlesinger

When you travel, try having an open mind, not just about the city that you're in but about the surrounding areas.

— Iliza Shlesinger

Most women have jobs that require them to leave the house. A cat is actually a perfect pet. You get the love and companionship…

— Iliza Shlesinger

I really respect Samantha Bee.

— Iliza Shlesinger

What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's like telling…

— Iliza Shlesinger

A lot of comedians are really funny onstage, but they can't do a podcast.

— Iliza Shlesinger

I used to take a recorder around and interview my parents and do impressions of my classmates as guests on my show.

— Iliza Shlesinger

Whenever I play Las Vegas, they always give you a suite, and it's really nice, and it always comes with a large bathtub.

— Iliza Shlesinger

I think we're very quick to rip other women apart when they don't fit our mold, which, quite frankly, is just as bad as…

— Iliza Shlesinger

Passion always finds a way. Follow your passion and everything else will work out.

— Iliza Shlesinger