I believe in having a neat workspace because everything else in my life is so unpredictable, and my mind is so crowded… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
The more comprehensive your language is, the more likely people are to believe everything you're saying. It really just comes from the… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
There was a sketch group at Emerson, and if you could believe it, we were the cool kids. That's how Emerson rolls.… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I believe in choosing your words very carefully. It's funny: I'll get comments like, 'Oh I love you. You don't care; you… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I firmly believe in standing by what you are. I was never taught to dim my light to pacify other people. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I've do a lot of USO shows and do whatever I can to support the military. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Everybody has their cross to bear, and everybody has their issues. But it still never once occurred to me that I'm not as good… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
There's a way to express femininity and independence and strength without going for hanging fruit. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I was a huge 'Blind Date' fan, though, when I was younger; that was on when I was in high school. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
When you travel, try having an open mind, not just about the city that you're in but about the surrounding areas. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
Most women have jobs that require them to leave the house. A cat is actually a perfect pet. You get the love and companionship… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
What keeps me going is that this I all there is. I am a comedian, and this is what I do. It's like telling… — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
A lot of comedians are really funny onstage, but they can't do a podcast. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
I used to take a recorder around and interview my parents and do impressions of my classmates as guests on my show. — Iliza Shlesinger Copy Share Image
