Humor Quote by Hunter S. Thompson

“Have a drink, and try to relax. All right, have another drink. There are times when getting drunk's not a bad idea.”

— John Christopher

“I know we didn't get off to a good start. I know you hated me and I threatened you and provoked you, but we…

— Sandy Williams

“I was drunk but not drunk enough to say what I wanted, that we don't live our lives so much as come to them,…

— Michael Byer

“What the eff are you two alcoholics talking about? You're all hovering over each other like you're plotting to take over the world. You…

— Christine Zolendz

“If you drink, you risk divulging your secrets. Here, have another glass.”

— Jarod Kintz

“What is said when drunk has been thought out beforehand.”

— Anonymous

“in this house drunks are like monsters. People think if they ignore them they’ll cease to exist.”

— Fredrik Backman

“I try to stay real calm and careful”

— Lisa Jones

“I'm fine right here." All patience, he bent down until his face was close to hers. "What you are is hoping to get drunk…

— j.d. robb

“I’m very drunk and I intend on getting still drunker before this evening’s over.”

— Margaretta Mitchell

“My Da says you’re never drunk, so long as ye can hold on to the floor.”

— Diana Gabaldon

“though all my friends there are drunk, yet they are all honest, and though we do talk a lot of trash, and I do,…

— Fyodor Dostoyevsky