Comedy Quote by Henny Youngman

All men make mistakes, but married men find out about them sooner.

— Red Skelton

Marriage, to women as to men, must be a luxury, not a necessity; an incident of life, not all of it.

— Susan B. Anthony

“We should always be grateful for the faults in our partner because if they didn't have those faults from the start, they would have…

— Ajahn Brahm

And when I think about that, I think that if nothing but being married will help a man, he's durn nigh hopeless.

— William Faulkner

Marriage is a mistake every man should make.

— George Jessel

A man who makes the mistake of marrying the wrong woman should not have to suffer for the rest of his life.

— Anonymous

Men only have two faults…What they do, and what they say!

— Anonymous

Marriage isn't what it was. It's become a different thing because women have become human beings.

— H. G. Wells

Marriage is a tyranny, a mortification of man's natural instincts. Man needs a multiplicity of relationships.

— Federico Fellini

“Life would be a lot happier if women didn't expect men to change their habits a week after marriage.”

— Chris Robertson

If we men married the women we deserved, we should have a very bad time of it.

— Oscar Wilde

The tragedy of marriage is that while all women marry thinking that their man will change, all men marry believing their wife will never…

— Len Deighton