Humor Quote by Helen Simonson

“Men these days expect their wives to be as dazzling as their mistresses.”

— Helen Simonson

“Every woman occasionally wonders what manner of man she has married. No matter how long she has been living with her husband, once in…

— Louise Dickinson Rich

“Her fault had been in trying to keep it as tight as a mistress might. All a wife needed was a little more subtlety,…

— Jean Plaidy

“An Army wife is probably the only woman in the world who knows and readily accepts that she is the mistress, because, let’s face…

— Aditi Mathur Kumar

“For say what you will of lovers there's nothing so flattering to female vanity as the praise of a husband, because it is universally…

— Hannah Crafts

“You can never be sure of what has passed between husband and wife or lover and mistress. There's always a little corner which remains…

— Fyodor Dostoevsky

“Make no mistake; I know all I need to know about you, Lord Thorne.” “Do ye?” he challenged. “Sure do. You’re a famously unscrupulous…

— Kerrigan Byrne

Men will bear many things from a kept mistress, which they would not bear from a wife.

— Samuel Richardson

“But they both agreed that it's always nice to know that your wife is desired by another man, although they wouldn't go any further…

— Paulo Coelho

“Hey, I'm just teasing. Isn't that what husbands who are hopelessly in love with their wives do?”

— EL James

“Women are wonderfully practical,' murmured Lord Henry, 'much more practical than we are. In situations of that kind we often forget to say anything…

— Oscar Wilde

Man turns suspicious if he is gifted with exceptionally beautiful wife.

— Yssubramanyam