Humor Quote by Helen Simonson Download Open image ““Men these days expect their wives to be as dazzling as their mistresses.”” — Helen Simonson ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.7 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Marriage
“Men these days expect their wives to be as dazzling as their mistresses.” That's shocking," said the Major. "How on earth will they tell… — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
“I wish I had five wives, one for each day of the workweek. This would leave me the weekends to enjoy time with my… — Jarod Kintz Copy Share Image
“Exceptional men don't cheat on their wives. They don't have affairs. They don't put a cheap thrill ahead of their children.” — Anonymous Copy Share Image
“A wife is meant to be cherished and to be treated with a gentle hand, while a mistress is a convenient cunt to rut… — Sylvia Day Copy Share Image
“An Army wife is probably the only woman in the world who knows and readily accepts that she is the mistress, because, let’s face… — Aditi Mathur Kumar Copy Share Image
“Men have seemed miraculous to the world, in whom their wives and valets have never seen anything even worth noticing. Few men have been… — Michel de Montaigne Copy Share Image
“I should think it might be difficult to possess a wife whom almost every other man in town has known so intimately, but no… — Oakley Hall Copy Share Image
“Her fault had been in trying to keep it as tight as a mistress might. All a wife needed was a little more subtlety,… — Jean Plaidy Copy Share Image
“Wives are like the flowers on a prickly pear cactus. They’re pretty to look at, but you’re better off not picking one.” — Norm Bass Copy Share Image
“Every woman occasionally wonders what manner of man she has married. No matter how long she has been living with her husband, once in… — Louise Dickinson Rich Copy Share Image
“It is written that a wife shall be submissive to her husband. It is nowhere written that his mistress should be.” — Johann Sigurjonsson Copy Share Image
“Men of sense, whatever you may chuse to say, do not want silly wives.” — Jane Austen Copy Share Image
I later realized that this is my view of passion: It is rooted in genuine friendship. Chemistry may be two strangers exchanging smoldering looks—but… — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
“There is often an inverse correlation between genius and personal hygiene.” — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
But it's not enough to be in love. It's about how you spend your days, what you do together, who you choose as friends,… — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
My neighbor Alice Pierce is fond of singing folk music to her garden plants. Thinks it makes them grow or something. The Major had… — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
“do you really know what it means to be in love with an unsuitable woman?" "Is there any other kind?” — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
“So he dreams himself the life he cannot have?” “Exactly. But we, who can do anything, we refuse to live our dreams on the… — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
“he realized he had inspired a sense of trust and indebtedness that would make it entirely impossible for an honorable man to attempt to… — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
“At our age, surely there are better things to sustain us, to sustain a marriage, than the brief flame of passion?" ..."You are mistaken,… — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
“It took him a moment to realize that they had been painted to look like fingernails, and he sighed over the extraordinary range of… — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
“She looked at him and he read in her eyes a disappointment that he should have stooped to the dead relative excuse. Yet he… — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
“He had never imagined so clearly the consequences of mailing a letter—the impossibility of retrieving it from the iron mouth of the box; the… — Helen Simonson Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
