Elephant Quote by Groucho Marx

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know.

— Groucho Marx

One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know.

— Anonymous

I wanted to work with an elephant.

— Robert Pattinson

My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.

— Steven Wright

I rode an elephant, that was cool.

— Rev. Run

When there’s an elephant in the room introduce him.

— Randy Pausch

“An elephant walks into a bar, and the bartender asks, “What can I get for you?” The elephant replies, “Sex on the beach, please.”…

— Jarod Kintz

“I'm sorry I didn't know it was an elephant; I thought it was part of the furniture! ”

— Stephen King

“Never kill anything that’s rare,” my father had said. “I’m lucky I didn’t kill an elephant,” I replied. “You’d have had a mighty square…

— Pat Conroy

“As a kid, I couldn't sleep without this ratty stuffed elephant," she explains, not sure what made her think of it now. Maybe it's…

— Jennifer E. Smith

Now he saw another elephant emerge from the place where it had stood hidden in the trees. Very slowly it walked to the mutilated…

— Lois Lowry

“An elephant trunk is a metaphor for a penis. But not just any penis—my penis.”

— Jarod Kintz