Apartment Quote by Steven Wright Download Open image “My roommate got a pet elephant. Then it got lost. It's in the apartment somewhere.” — Steven Wright ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.0 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Apartment Lost Pet
It's nice to have an elephant in the room. There's nothing more helpful than something everybody's thinking about. — Seth Meyers Copy Share Image
“There’s a phrase, the elephant in the living room, which purports to describe what it’s like to live with a drug addict, an alcoholic,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
Last night I shot an elephant in my pajamas and how he got in my pajamas I'll never know. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo. — Billy Connolly Copy Share Image
“There'a a phrase, "the elephant in the living room", which purports to describe what it's like to live with a drug addict, an alcoholic,… — Stephen King Copy Share Image
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas I'll never know. — Groucho Marx Copy Share Image
“I'm sorry I didn't know it was an elephant; I thought it was part of the furniture! ” — Stephen King Copy Share Image
I'm an elephant today. I will need to have lots of room and also a bowl of water on the floor. — Jesse Ball Copy Share Image
My dental hygienist is cute. Every time I visit, I eat a whole package of Oreo cookies while waiting in the lobby. Sometimes she… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
If lawyers are disbarred and clergymen defrocked, doesn't it follow that electricians can be delighted, musicians denoted, cowboys deranged, models deposed, tree surgeons debarked,… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Nobody can really compare a relationship in which the victim is 15 years old to one where she's 6. While both criminal, they're very different circumstances. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
It's very intense to be in front of a live audience. It's just an amazing experience. It's dangerous. Everything out there is heightened. The… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I got pulled over by a cop, and he said, 'do you know the speed limit here is 55 miles per hour?'. So I… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Babies don't need a vacation, but I still see them at the beach... it pisses me off! I'll go over to a little baby… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
“I just got out of the hospital. I was in a speed reading accident. I hit a book mark and flew across the room.” — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
When I'm on stage, it's really intense. My mind is going a million miles an hour, trying to remember my act, trying to say… — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
I don't like politicians, and I don't like politics. I definitely don't want to be associated with any of them. — Steven Wright Copy Share Image
Art isn't done to decorate apartments, but to wage war against the enemy. — Pablo Picasso Copy Share Image
When they started to drain a swamp where birds and fish had lived, for a new housing development down the road from his apartment,… — Maile Meloy Copy Share Image
I've always been a late bloomer in some ways, and extremely precocious in other ways. When I was twenty I was living in New… — Meghan Daum Copy Share Image
As most New Yorkers have done, I have given serious and generous thought to the state of my apartment should I get killed during… — Sloane Crosley Copy Share Image
I feel when you walk into somebody's apartment on Fifth Avenue or house in Malibu and you see a Basquiat, a Warhol, a Richard… — Jean Pigozzi Copy Share Image
Every New Yorker spends a certain amount of nervous energy thinking, "How can I afford to stay here? What do I have to sell… — Sharon Zukin Copy Share Image
Most of my work is, I get an idea, and, with the help of Wikipedia, I can write. I don't have to leave my… — Simon Rich Copy Share Image
Science and art may invent splendid modes of illuminating the apartments of the opulent; but these are all poor and worthless compared with the… — William Ellery Channing Copy Share Image
About 25 years ago, I was in an apartment, and next door, they put on the radio, so I struck the wall with my… — Klaus Kinski Copy Share Image
I don't think taste is about money. As your career develops, you're able to decide what to spend your money on. I live in… — Charles Finch Copy Share Image
My father would never have come to visit, he detested Eva's [Braun] choice in a man and the fact [Adolf] Hitler had set her… — Gretl Braun Copy Share Image
He had one uniform practice, and a very bad one it was, during the time of family worship, and just three or four seconds… — James Hogg Copy Share Image
