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“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know.” quote by Anonymous — Download Open image

“One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got into my pajamas Ill never know.”

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And a tear rolled down her cheek, as she said goodbye; because she's walking away, and she's never looking back

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Me.. I have been through a lot, but I still manage to have a smile on my face. Im not worried about the past…

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Im sorry I ever tried...

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Being betrayed by the one you love is the worst feeling in the world...

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Let children support their parents or be imprisoned.

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The only person I've ever purposely caused pain here is myself...By simply sharing, caring too much.

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I vow to live fully in each moment.

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Sleeping is my drug, my bed is the dealer, and my alarm clock is the police..

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Today morning when I was driving my Audi R8, the alarm woke me up. :)

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Smile, and the world will smile with you. Laugh and they'll all think your on drugs.

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The sun is but a morning star.

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