Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “You must stop looking for a reason to call someone a fool...all you need is a mouth!” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Show me the person that calls another a fool, and I will prove the extent of his mediocrity. — Michael Bassey Johnson Copy Share Image
Fools call wise men fools. A wise man never calls any man a fool. — Thomas A. Edison Copy Share Image
There are a good many fools who call me a friend, and also a good many friends who call me a fool. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I don't deal with fools terribly lightly, and I think under any definition the man's a fool. — Tony Windsor Copy Share Image
I tell you the world is full of fools and only fools call each other fools. — Vikrant Parsai Copy Share Image
“A fool is someone who enjoys calling other people crazy before they check out their own insanity in the mirror...first.” — Timothy Pina Copy Share Image
A fool is a person who knows the difference between right and wrong, and chooses to do wrong. — Andy Stanley Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
