Funny Quote by Green Monk

Hate it when I'm trying to kill a spider but then I lose track of it and I become a victim in my own…

— Anonymous

Don't worry, spiders, I keep house casually.

— Kobayashi Issa

I'm not scared of spiders at all. I'm the spider killer in the house.

— Gigi Hadid

I just killed a spider and there's blood everywhere because the spider was on my wife's face. I'm a murderer, guys.

— Nikhil Saluja

I hate how spiders just sit there on the walls and act like they pay rent...

— Anonymous

If I see a spider in my house, I put it in a cup, and then I take it outside. I save it. What…

— Jacqueline Emerson

Dear spiders, if I see you outside, I will let you live. But if I see you in my house, I will fucking kill…

— Anonymous

If I see a spider in the flat, I try to get a cup and a piece of paper and throw it out of…

— Matt Smith

Me and my mom at the laundry place doing laundry, haha I seen a dead spider and I asked my mom if thats a…

— Patience

When you suddenly saw spider next to you,that would be shocking,,scared thing that you wish that it will not crawl onto you.

— Coraege

'The spider is more sacred of you than you're scared of it!' Oh really, did it tell you that?!

— Anonymous

I'm petrified of spiders, I've just never liked them.

— Kell Brook