Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “The only thing I like in office is off” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.6 out of 5 (8 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Well, one of the things I love about 'The Office' is that it has so much heart. — Kate Flannery Copy Share Image
You have to love the office and you have to love our country and what is going on right now. — Anthony Scaramucci Copy Share Image
I've been in office and I've been out of office. And if I were to choose, I'd rather be in office. — Jerry Brown Copy Share Image
It's good to do something different than the subtleties of 'The Office' all the time. — Craig Robinson Copy Share Image
[The Office] is incredible. It's slightly overwhelming because you don't think that anything you do....having anybody enjoy what you do is such a treat… — John Krasinski Copy Share Image
The whole thing with so many people empathising with 'The Office' has made me aware of how people aren't doing jobs they love, aren't… — Lucy Davis Copy Share Image
The longer I am out of office, the more infallible I appear to myself. — Henry A. Kissinger Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image