Funny Quote by Green Monk

Vodka! That's a child's drink, why am I drinking this stupid drink, oh and why am I on a traffic island?

— Dylan Moran

Some call it vodka, I call it instant whore juice.

— Green Monk

I like whiskey and I like vodka, too. And beer.

— Morgan Wallen

When I have a cocktail, I love a vodka and cranberry. But when I was a kid my mother was really against drinking, because…

— Stephanie Seymour

You call it vodka, I call it instant whore juice.

— Nikhil Saluja

“Once the orange juice wears off, I might be drunk. I love vodka.”

— Jarod Kintz

Fuck love, I prefer vodka.

— Unknow

I'll have 2 vodka sodas 1 with birth control in it.

— Kevin McCarty

I don't really drink, but the one thing I really hanker after is Zubrowka vodka. If it's someone's birthday, I'll pretend I like red…

— Sue Perkins

My favorite drink is a Coke and vodka - very simple. Or a red wine, if Im being more chill.

— Kenya Kinski-Jones

At times like this, adults need a drink

— Haruki Murakami

We're all like kids with cocktails, and that's the worst kind!

— Laura Bell Bundy