Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “No matter how nice you try to be someone will cast you to play the cunt in their life story.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.5 out of 5 (3 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Life Life story
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I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
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You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
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Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image