Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “My girlfriends are my most valuable possessions, thats why I keep them locked up in closet.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 5.0 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
My most treasured possessions are not things; they are only things, my friends, family and animals are what counts. — John the Apostle Copy Share Image
The most valuable things in life are carried in your heart, not in your pockets! — Nishan Panwar Copy Share Image
I have a whole closet in my house that's dedicated just to jackets and coats, stuff that I've collected over the years. — A. J. Cook Copy Share Image
There are women in my closet, hanging on the hangers. a different woman for each suit, each dress, each pair of shoes. I hoard… — Marya Hornbacher Copy Share Image
Too often, a vast collection of possessions ends up possessing its owner. The asset I most value, aside from health, is interesting, diverse, and… — Warren Buffett Copy Share Image
Sometimes we do not value our belongings. Unless they stop belonging to us. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
Possessions are not really important to me. I love experiences that create unforgettable moments and memories. Your life gets fuller, your world gets bigger,… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
There's a lot in my closet. I've been collecting things since I was five. I'm definitely a pack rat. I'm not a hoarder, but… — Johnny Weir Copy Share Image
I am not a hoarder, but my wardrobe is the antithesis of fast fashion. I buy clothes - beautiful in looks and make -… — Suzy Menkes Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image