Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “It's impossible to believe that the sperm that created you, beat out 1,000,000 others.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
“The number of sperm cells released in a single ejaculation of one man is 175 thousand times more than the number of eggs a… — Stephen Harrod Buhner Copy Share Image
“Think about yourself. You are here because... Your dad met your mom. Then your dad and mom conceived you. So a particular egg in… — Robert Krulwich Copy Share Image
And yet, in each human coupling, a thousand million sperm vie for a single egg. Multiply those odds by countless generations, against the odds… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
This is it, folks. This is the idea which has kept me virtually unknown for the past 16 years. I have watched my crowds… — Bill Hicks Copy Share Image
Every batch of sperm represents an opportunity for genetic typos - called de novo mutations - to be passed on. A 20-year-old man and… — Jeffrey Kluger Copy Share Image
“In a 2011 TED Talk in San Francisco, author and speaker Mel Robbins talked about how the chances that you are you are about… — Sophia Amoruso Copy Share Image
It would be a miracle to solve this case. Luckily, I believed in miracles. No, wait, that was testicles. I believed in testicles. — Darynda Jones Copy Share Image
“I’m one of twenty-three orphan prodigies. We were created using genetic engineering technologies that have been suppressed from the mainstream. I’m at least half… — James Morcan Copy Share Image
“A man who knows that his semen is his most precious possession will not waste it. Do not be allured by the female body… — Anyaele Sam Chiyson Copy Share Image
“Thermodynamic miracles... events with odds against so astronomical they're effectively impossible, like oxygen spontaneously becoming gold. I long to observe such a thing. And… — Alan Moore Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
