Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I wish I could get excited about anything as much as girls get excited about cupcakes.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 2.4 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
Hey! Don't laugh at me for that cupcake thing. I enjoy cupcakes, therefore EVERYONE should enjoy cupcakes. — Ray Toro Copy Share Image
I love that when I give my 4-year-old a cupcake, she takes a few licks of the frosting and takes a bite, but she… — Alyson Hannigan Copy Share Image
I am not a fan of the cupcake image. This idea that you can distract a girl with something frivolous like a cake or… — Joanna Trollope Copy Share Image
It's always gratifying to hear that people are excited by something that you've been excited to make. — Jonathan Nolan Copy Share Image
My guilty pleasure is vanilla cupcakes! I love cupcakes! I love cupcakes. When it's really bad, it's 12 per day. I've fallen asleep with… — GloZell Copy Share Image
A cupcake is like a great pop song. The whole world in less than three minutes. And it's impossible to have a bad cupcake.… — Laurel Nakadate Copy Share Image
Children love cupcakes and so do I - a good one makes the perfect afternoon pick-me-up. — Rachel Khoo Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
