Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I want to stop doing anything that's not worth telling my kids about.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.3 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
If you want to see what children can do, you must stop giving them things. — Norman Douglas Copy Share Image
The thing you want your kids to do most of all is succeed in life and be everything they can be. And if there's… — Ann McKee Copy Share Image
I'm going to stop punishing my children by saying, “Never mind! I'll do it myself. — Erma Bombeck Copy Share Image
As long as I feel like I'm helping kids get better, I don't see why I should stop. — Larry Brown Copy Share Image
When I started having kids, I thought, 'I don't want to do anything they can't watch.' — Dick Van Dyke Copy Share Image
You can't be lying to kids and expecting them not to do it and you're going out and doing the same things you're asking… — Bob Backlund Copy Share Image
When you have kids you sometimes have to do things you don't want to but every single thing I do is for my family. — Robert Snodgrass Copy Share Image
I'll stop doing everything that I do when I don't want to do it anymore. — Madonna Ciccone Copy Share Image
I never asked my children to do something I didn't show them that I could also do. — Tina Knowles Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
