Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I love when I wake up in the middle of the night and realize I have so much more time to sleep!” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.7 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny Middle of the night Time to sleep
I wake up naturally and begrudgingly around 6:10 A.M. That's wired in so deeply that I wake up at that time no matter where… — Samin Nosrat Copy Share Image
The best feeling is waking up in the middle of the night and realizing you still have hours to sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love sleep, because my life has the tendency to fall apart when Im awake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love sleeping, because my life has a tendency to fall apart when Im awake. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I love sleep, because my life has the tendency to fall apart when I'm awake — Khat Leen Copy Share Image
The best feeling is waking up in the middle of night and knowing you still have time to sleep. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
The best feeling: When you wake up at 5am and realize you still have more hours to sleep. — Punkinhead Abhishek Copy Share Image
The only reason I love sleeping so much, is because my life has a tendency to fall apart when I'm awake... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
I have always felt that the moment when first you wake up in the morning is the most wonderful of the twenty-four hours. — Monica Baldwin Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image