Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “I am having issues, I just wanna smack someone. Any volunteers?” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.8 out of 5 (10 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
The last thing I'm trying to do is trying to look to go out into a fight. Ask anybody who knows me, I'm not… — B. J. Penn Copy Share Image
It's not like I'm in there and not trying to finish fights. I'm hitting these guys as hard as I can in there. I'm… — Brad Tavares Copy Share Image
Don't hit people; don't let it get you too angry; remember that everything you do can and will be used against you. And take… — Liev Schreiber Copy Share Image
I’d like to fight everybody who wants to make war on people. I’d like to fight bullies, actually. I’d like to stand up to… — Tom Hiddleston Copy Share Image
I'm really starting to get bored with myself, doing the same workouts. 'Oh here we go again.' I need someone to crack the whip.… — Mike Colter Copy Share Image
God, give me patience, because if you give me strength I just might punch somebody. — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If someone attacks me, and they want to punch or kick me, I can just run away. They're not holding onto me. I can… — Jocko Willink Copy Share Image
You don’t always have to smack people in the face with how strong you are — Veronica Roth Copy Share Image
It's all happening too fast. I've got to put the brakes on or I'll smack into something. — Mel Gibson Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
