Funny Quote by Green Monk

Girls like me more sober.

— Mod Sun

There might have been guys with enough cajones to send over a drink. If I was hit on today maybe I just don't know…

— Mila Kunis

I'm not going to get drunk at a bar. There are younger girls who look up to me. So I do my best not…

— Ashley Greene

Im married, so I tend not to hit on every girl.

— Simon Helberg

When sober girls around me, they be actin like they drunk.

— Far East Movement

I need a girl who opens her arms for me after she is drunk rather than opening her legs

— Shubham Joshi

I don't enjoy hitting people; I enjoy outsmarting them.

— Jon Jones

A lot of guys don't like to get hit, and I'm not going to be one of those guys who say they like to…

— Brad Tavares

Hate when I get drunk at a bar and hot chicks waste the opportunity to take sexual advantage of me.

— Green Monk

I think it shows that you are a confident person if you can walk up to a group of girls and just be able…

— Georgia Salpa

I have this rule now that I keep people around me who I enjoy being with when I'm sober.

— Davinia Taylor

I feel like if you wanna be sober and you can't handle being around someone who drinks, then don't do it.

— Brandi Glanville