Funny Quote by Green Monk Download Open image “After 10 pegs, I think Im the most interesting person in the world.” — Green Monk ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare Funny
I would give all I possess to get out of myself; but somehow, at the end, I find myself so vastly more interesting than… — Henry James Copy Share Image
I'm swanning round the world looking at the most fabulously interesting things. Such good fortune. — David Attenborough Copy Share Image
It’s very rare that I come to an event where I’m like the fifth- or sixth-most interesting person. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
It is very rare I come to an event where I’m like the fifth or sixth most interesting person. — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
The most interesting people to me are entrepreneurs. As someone who's owned my own business for over a decade, I am always so inspired… — Rachel Hollis Copy Share Image
I like having friends that are famous, and I think they are the most interesting people that I know. — Poppy Copy Share Image
I wonder if you have unprotected phone sex if you can get hearing aids? — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Women fake headaches to get out of having sex with their man, and men fake not being married to have sex with a woman. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
I've been told by so many women that I'm a great listener. A majority of them, have big boobs. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Scientists have found that women share the same dna as prawns.. Their heads are full of shit but their pink bits taste amazing! — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When someone is mad and asks you Do I look stupid? Don't answer them just stare curiously at them — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Passion is a strong emotional desire of love and hate to humans or objects — Green Monk Copy Share Image
You may love a girl very deeply... But u CANNOT express it more deeper than... 5, 6 or 7 inches... — Green Monk Copy Share Image
Note To Females: You cant blame the entire male genre just because you were attracted to some assholes. — Green Monk Copy Share Image
That awkward moment when you can't understand what someone has said even though they have repeated it four times — Green Monk Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
It's a hard thing to describe. It's just this sense that you got something to say. — Jonah Lehrer Copy Share Image
Sometimes I look at my awesome twitter followers & think to myself, What the hell would I do without them :) — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
Congratulations to Facebook on going public with all my private information... — Anonymous Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
