Humor Quote by George Pólya

“There are about two million types of mushrooms in the world”

— Adam Anderson

“I’m growing mushrooms… because I can’t kill them. They just keep multiplying…and it’s like…I’m in service to them.”

— Sharon Weil

“The only good mushroom is a cooked mushroom.”

— Carol Kendall

“It’s not like they ever tell us everything, anyway. You know how it is. We’re mushrooms. They keep us in the dark and feed…

— Elliott Kay

“The mushrooms were grown in the shadow of the Washington rainforest, hand-picked by altar boys.”

— Debbie Macomber

“The contrast between private mushrooms and fungi-forming forest traffic might be an emblem for commoditisation more generally: the continual, never-finished cutting off of entanglement.”

— Anna Lowenhaupt Tsing

“One cannot find out whether or not there's an extraterrestrial intelligence inside the mushroom unless one is willing to take the mushroom.”

— Terrance McKenna

“Yeah, but I thought mushrooms were a kind of fungus!' Teddy says. 'You know, like mould. You can't get mould growing on mould, can…

— Skye Melki-Wegner

“Everything that is great in life is the product of slow growth; the newer, and greater, and higher, and nobler the work, the slower…

— William George Jordan

“Like special fungus, your love will grow in strange places”

— Lauren Bjorkman

“They are like to plants that have grown around each other- they strangle and squeeze and support at the same time.”

— Lauren Oliver

“Sometimes, good things that go wrong are like seeds. They have to be buried for something bigger and better to sprout out of them.”

— Charles Samuel D'Monte