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“What are you going to do, play with your prick for another 20 to 30 years,>Read People Magazine your whole life...? Take a freakin' chance!”

George Carlin

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I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind.

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With the proper training, I could've been an evil genius.

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I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him.

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Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers.

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You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

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It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,…

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Life is full of change. That's how we learn and grow.

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Life works most perfectly when a reciprocal love relationship is in place between man and God.

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I value the experiences that come with life too much to sit by and not put my full effort into them.

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Entertainment is a sacred pursuit when done well. When done well, it raises the quality of human life.

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“There's more to life than you can see. Your sight is limited.”

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“I've spent much of my life calling my intuition "something wrong with me.”

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When you do things they're absolutely right at that time for you and it can always teach you something about yourself. You can take…

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The one thing that I keep learning over and over again is that I don't know nothing. I mean, that's my life lesson.

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