Average person Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “Think of how stupid the average person is, and realize half of them are stupider than that.” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.5 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Average person Humanity
Just think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half of them are even stupider! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
We all know how stupid the average person is. Now realize that, by definition, fifty percent of the population is dumber than that. — Ivan Stang Copy Share Image
Consider the average intelligence of the common man, then realize 50% are even stupider. — Mark Twain Copy Share Image
When people look you in the eye and call you stupid, dont look away, but tell them that half of the world is stupid… — Meg Cabot Copy Share Image
I am more stupid about some things than others; not equally stupid in all directions; I am not a well-rounded person. — Saul Bellow Copy Share Image
One of the most stupid things to do is to pretend you are smart. When you pretend to be smart, you are at the… — Robert Kiyosaki Copy Share Image
At first I thought that I was extremely intelligent and everybody around me was only very average. But now I know that actually I… — Anonymous Copy Share Image
You simply cannot tell other people they are stupid, even if they really are stupid. — Temple Grandin Copy Share Image
I don't imagine you will dispute the fact that at present the stupid people are in an absolutely overwhelming majority all the world over. — Henrik Ibsen Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“She'd always been a little excitable, a little more passionate about books than your average person, but she was supposed to be -- she… — Sarah Beth Durst Copy Share Image
I feel like what motivates me is what would motivate the regular average person. — Rico Nasty Copy Share Image
We're trying to do something so that when the average person uses Pinterest, it has to make the service better. — Ben Silbermann Copy Share Image
My dad was not a footballer. He wasn't anything remotely what the average person would say was a role model - but in my… — Troy Deeney Copy Share Image
The harsh truth is that Trump is a living co-morbidity, he's over 70, out of shape, eats terribly and doesn't believe in science. In… — Jason Johnson Copy Share Image
The average person would have quit at the first failure. That’s why there have been many average men and only one Edison. — Napoleon Hill Copy Share Image
There's barely any aspect of our modern lives that hasn't had a mathematical contribution at some point and yet, if you asked the average… — Hannah Fry Copy Share Image
I'd like to think that maybe the average person is rational, and they realise that I'm not this crazy monster that, at times, I've… — James Arthur Copy Share Image
I know about Woodstock probably as much as your average person who is over 30, where I'd know Jimi Hendrix, Janis Joplin, Grateful Dead. — Demetri Martin Copy Share Image
I get a little angry about this highhanded scrapping of the look of things. What else have we to go by? How else can… — Margaret Culkin Banning Copy Share Image
If ergonomists have their way, future products won't be built for some hypothetical average person but will conform to the biomechanical needs of whatever… — Mary Roach Copy Share Image
My mother got sick when I was rich. And my mother, you know … I don’t really want to get into it, but my… — Chris Rock Copy Share Image