Appointments Quote by George Carlin

“Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.” quote by George Carlin — Download Open image

“Somewhere in the world is a doctor who is worse than all other doctors...and someone has an appointment with him in the morning.”

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