Airplane Quote by George Carlin

Nowadays a businessman can go from his office straight to the airport, get into his airplane and fly six hundred or seven hundred miles…

— Percy Knauth

There are certain people whose heads are on a different plane than others.

— Sean Payton

I've been on more planes than I can count.

— Austin Rivers

Never try to wear a hat that has more character than you do.

— Lance Morrow

The great thing about a pilot is you can make your mistakes and no-one sees them... Or they see them on iPlayer and it…

— Josh Widdicombe

If it's an international flight, I always like to wear a sheet mask.

— Marisol Nichols

Any idiot can get an airplane off the ground, but an aviator earns his keep by bringing it back anytime, anywhere, under any circumstances…

— Walter Cunningham

Being on a commercial airplane is actually one of the safest places you can be on the planet.

— Doug Liman

Pack an outfit to change into on the plane.

— Nicole Richie

And let's get one thing straight. There's a big difference between a pilot and an aviator. One is a technician; the other is an…

— Elrey Borge Jeppesen

Never board a commercial aircraft if the pilot is wearing a tank top.

— Dave Barry

Never wear a hat and sunglasses at the same time, because it looks like you're wearing a disguise.

— Jamie Hince