Aircraft Quote by Dave Barry Download Open image “Never board a commercial aircraft if the pilot is wearing a tank top.” — Dave Barry ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (5 ratings) Copy quoteShare Aircraft Boards Ifs Pilots Tank tops Tanks
The only time an aircraft has too much fuel on board is when it is on fire. — Charles Kingsford Smith Copy Share Image
Making a pilot is never a seamless process. If it is, it usually tanks. — Max Greenfield Copy Share Image
Never fly anything that doesn't have the paint worn off the rudder Pedals. — Bill Harry Copy Share Image
Being on a commercial airplane is actually one of the safest places you can be on the planet. — Doug Liman Copy Share Image
Nobody ever thought about having to protect the passengers from the pilots. — David Neeleman Copy Share Image
Never get on an airplane if the pilot is wearing a hat that has more than three pastel colors. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The potential of fire on board an aircraft is among the most serious issues in aviation. — Richard Quest Copy Share Image
The experienced fighting pilot does not take unnecessary risks. His business is to shoot down enemy planes, not to get shot down. — Eddie Rickenbacker Copy Share Image
The pilot is still the pilot, whether he is at a remote console or on the flight deck. With the potential for thousands of… — Mark Rosenker Copy Share Image
The great thing about a pilot is you can make your mistakes and no-one sees them... Or they see them on iPlayer and it… — Josh Widdicombe Copy Share Image
It's your duty to fly the airplane. If you get killed in it, you don't know anything about it anyway. Duty is paramount. It's… — Chuck Yeager Copy Share Image
When you design it, think how you would feel if you had to fly it! Safety first! — Anonymous Copy Share Image
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive products, are now marketed as being low-fat or fat-free. Americans are obsessed with fat… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
This ball was so crowded that it took me - a trained professional journalist with vast experience in this area - forty five minutes… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The hardest thing about being a guy is that women don't accept that you really are just a simple, pathetic, labrador retriever-like creature. That… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protestants, today it's open to anybody who owns hideous clothing. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Entire new continent can emerge from the ocean in the time it takes for a Web page to show up on your screen. Contrary… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums during prime time, and I doubt that anybody would notice. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
If you look at any list of great modern writers such as Ernest Hemingway, William Faulkner, and F. Scott Fitzgerald, you'll notice two things… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up a certain number of words! Plus, you… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“Despite the gulf, physical and cultural, between the United States and Japan, both societies are, in the end, made up of people, and people… — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
Before going on a diet you should consult your doctor, or at least send him some money. — Dave Barry Copy Share Image
“The global population of Earth are involved in the following corporate government experiments: The long term effects of - 1. Nuclear bomb fallout radiation.… — Steven Magee Copy Share Image
This aircraft tops everything. All the others look old as compared to this one. — Niki Lauda Copy Share Image
“A flat tire is like a bad attitude, you won't go anywhere until you change it.” — Winston Brown Copy Share Image
I established strong connections between Rockwell and Israel Aircraft Industries. — Arnon Milchan Copy Share Image
You mentioned the Navy, for example, and that we have fewer ships than we did in 1916. Well, Governor, we also have fewer horses… — Barack Obama Copy Share Image
Our Red Army now needs IL-2 aircraft like the air it breathes, like the bread it eats. — Joseph Stalin Copy Share Image
What is the value of having millions of people in Iraq not having a repressive regime? What is the value of having the Iraqi… — Donald Rumsfeld Copy Share Image
At the end of the first half-century of engine-driven flight, we are confronted with the stark fact that the historical significance of aircraft has… — Charles Lindbergh Copy Share Image
We have built a total of about 1250 of this aircraft, but only fifty were allowed to be used as fighters - as interceptors.… — Adolf Galland Copy Share Image
These abnormal aspects included the shapes of UFOs and their behavior. Most of the UFOs seen in the daytime were said to have had… — Don Berliner Copy Share Image
Marines have a cynical approach to war. They believe in three things; liberty, payday and that when two Marines are together in a fight,… — Ernie Pyle Copy Share Image
I used to own some hobby aircraft, but I got rid of them. I didn't have the time. — Connie Kalitta Copy Share Image
