Determine Quote by George Carlin

“If you have a legal problem, guess how you determine whether or not you need a lawyer. You see a lawyer. Isn't that weird?”

George Carlin

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You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday!

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The wisdom of our actions in the first three years of peace will determine the course of world history for half a century.

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Determine to do some thinking for yourself. Don't live entirely upon the thoughts of others. Don't be an automaton.

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Choices determine character.

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We must recognize that every nation determines its policies in terms of its own interests.

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All writers are forced to live within deadlines, and deadlines determine how good they can be.

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Alfred Nobel stipulated that no distinction of race or colour will determine who received of his generosity.

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It is not the consciousness of men that determines their being, but, on the contrary, their social being that determines their consciousness.

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