Quote by George Carlin Download Open image “Heres a tip from al sleet your hippy dippy wheather man, if you dont like the wheather MOVE” — George Carlin ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.3 out of 5 (6 ratings) Copy quoteShare
Arm yourself with as many options as possible before making your next move. — Mallory Ortberg Copy Share Image
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Put your hands on your hip, let your back bone slip. Do the Watusi, like my little Lucy. — Wilson Pickett Copy Share Image
Think before you move cuz you dont wanna move wrong, Send ya the heat man, nigga gon put than tool on him. — Webbie Copy Share Image
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Ay yo you betta flee hops or get ur head flown three blocks. L keep rappers pumpin like rebooks. — Big L Copy Share Image
Fam, don't try that punk shit, cause you'll get jumped quick. Dumb clips will get dumped quick where ya lunch went. Screw where ya… — Jae Millz Copy Share Image
I never go anywhere or do anything that transports me outside the boundaries of my mind. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Comedy, although it is not one of the fine arts - it's a vulgar art, it's one of the people's arts, it's the spoken… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“I'm completely in favor of the separation of Church and State. ... These two institutions screw us up enough on their own, so both… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“TOMORROW IS ANOTHER DAY. Not true. Today is another day. We have no idea what tomorrow is going to be. It might turn out… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
I was a loner as a child. I had an imaginary friend - I didn't bother with him. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
Kilometers are shorter than miles. Save gas, take your next trip in kilometers. — George Carlin Copy Share Image
“If you guys want to get a MOM tattoo and save a little money, just get two letters done. Get about a one-inch capital… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
You've built up so much speed that you HIT 70! After that it's a day-by-day thing; you HIT Wednesday! — George Carlin Copy Share Image
It ended suddenly for Brenda, more slowly for me. My runs began getting shorter and less pleasurable. I'd feel bad after only one day,… — George Carlin Copy Share Image
The whole idea of the pursuit of goods and possessions has completely corrupted the human experience, along with religion, which I think limits the… — George Carlin Copy Share Image