Humor Quote by Gail Carriger

“She must have been tired, because instead of jamming the whip down Monique’s throat, she stood up and, in a very even tone, said,…

— Barbra Annino

“Even now, you think only in terms of the game. You are well chosen, little bird. Or are you a stoat?” Madame Spetuna bent…

— Gail Carriger

“I jumped out of the way and Monique skidded across the floor like a drunk monkey on a skateboard and landed face-first in the…

— Barbra Annino

“nose, knocking Danica’s head back. Her hand flew to her bloody nose. “Ow! Geez!” She ducked in pain, covering her face and talking through…

— Melissa Foster

“The pale whiteness of her upturned face as she choked on the smoke; the tangled length of her hair as she tried to shake…

— Ryūnosuke Akutagawa

“Sorcha swallowed the hard lump in her throat. Her tongue was as dry as sanding paper. “If not for Conall, I wouldn’t have managed…

— Vivienne Savage

“Just in time, Evie,” Selena said. “I’ve got everything ready.” I surveyed the outdoor table, immaculately set with nice silver and crisp napkins. Covered…

— Kresley Cole

“La Dorada skulked into view. She was half-mummified, but sodden. Gooey. Regin let out a low whistle. “The Mummy Returns meets Dingoes Ate My…

— Kresley Cole

She looked into the distance, and the old terror flamed up for an instant, then sank again. Edna heard her father's voice and her…

— Kate Chopin

“She was gauche in movement and in a sense, ugly of face, but with how small a twist might she not suddenly have become…

— Mervyn Peake

“I’VE never seen such a look of mortal agony on a human face before. She screamed quite a bit before she died, and the…

— Robert Bloch

“This soirée was followed by a longer and more serious session in Pommeroy's, which had ended once again, I regret to say, with Henry…

— John Mortimer