Humor Quote by Emily Giffin

“Rachel, on the other hand, always had her nose in a book and her head in the clouds.”

— Karen Robards

“…I didn’t even mean to. I was half asleep and just flipping over in bed,” Rachel is saying, poking pensively at the broccoli on…

— Nicole Amakan

“Carnatur, eh? What are they man-eating daisies?”

— Nicole Sager

“You can’t stop me. It’s the only option we have to get those Weres off Rachel’s tail, so unless you have a suggestion, I…

— Kim Harrison

“Sumire frowned and sighed. “If they invent a car that runs on stupid jokes, you could go far.”

— Haruki Murakami

“Hi, Francis, or do you prefer Fran?” She sipped at her milkshake through a straw. She reminded me of a chipmunk after eating way…

— Sophie Wilkinson

“if Rachel were ever to think, feel, laugh, or express herself, instead of dropping milk from a height as though to see what kind…

— Virginia Woolf

“I hate the thought that I'm just some kind of Russian nesting doll with the big outside and inevitably, rattling around under all the…

— Wendy McClure

“I'd gotten my first glimpse of Elizabeth DeVille. She'd had her hair in a pony-tail that stuck up off the side of her head,…

— Ella James

“And it’s not all bad. You ended up here, the sweet cream filling between two hard Prillon Oreos.” Rachel nearly choked on her wine.”

— Grace Goodwin

“Pfft.”  Helga’s eyes twinkled.  “A little snot never hurt anything well made.”

— Debora Geary

“You have a very prickly exterior that needs to be navigated very carefully. Kind of like a really sexy cactus.”

— Michelle Rowen