Humor Quote by Dia Reeves Download Open image ““He looked as shocked as if I'd asked him to masturbate in front of me.”” — Dia Reeves ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.2 out of 5 (7 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor
“If you masturbate, would that make you an incubator?” I eyed him sideways, struggling not to laugh at his nonplussed expression or the sharp… — Allison Pang Copy Share Image
“It had fucking flattered me more than it should have, that moment he saw my dick. I hadn’t even been fully erect. I wanted… — James Cox Copy Share Image
“You’d better touch me before something happens spontaneously that makes me look embarrassingly desperate.” “Really?” He lowered just close enough for his chest to… — Brynn Kelly Copy Share Image
“He looked at me, and then looked away quickly. But I could tell he was interested. I think my tight t-shirt might have had… — Fiona Thrust Copy Share Image
“Anticipation zinged through me. I knew exactly how much space separated us. I felt every inch of it, charged with electric energy. If he… — Ilona Andrews Copy Share Image
“He looked straight into my eyes with an intimacy you couldn’t fake. I felt so exposed, it was almost like he ripped off my… — L.J. Shen Copy Share Image
“It did look rather nice, actually, though it was hardly something to masturbate about.” — Anthony McDonald Copy Share Image
“I was to happy about that to ask him when his girlfriend would get to see him naked.” — Amy Noelle Copy Share Image
“I didn't want this man touching me in those places. It wasn't that he was being inappropriate, it was just more that he obviously… — Jessica Verdi Copy Share Image
“He swallowed hard and looked deep into my eyes so intensely, I tried hard not to look away. I didn’t want him to see… — Mercy Cortez Copy Share Image
“At one point, his eyes flashed toward mine in the rearview mirror. It was just for an instant, but I felt the small twinge… — Alexandra Bracken Copy Share Image
“What are you doing?” he gasped. He looked slightly ridiculous. It was not as if he was a defenseless damsel in distress. He could… — Boris Brannigan Copy Share Image
“If I had the power to resurrect, I'd use it on you." Now he was the one whispering. "There's an important part of you… — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
“A herd of laughing kids zipped by the passenger-side window on Roller-blades. I hoped they never went from laughter to heartache as quickly as… — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
“She tucked a five-dollar bill into my dress strap—like I was a stripper!” — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
“It's easier to be careful in dresses. You have to be or you end up flashing your underclothes or destroying beautiful fabric. Dresses force… — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
“Indecisiveness is a very unattractive trait in a man, especially when he's just a boy.” — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
“I wear my cool on the inside; that's why my hands are always so cold.” — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
“I do know you, Fancy. All about you. The problem is, you don’t know about me.” — dia reeves Copy Share Image
“If I can't, then I'll paint the walls of her house red with my blood.” — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
“No, thanks. If I start wearing heels, boys will whistle at me when I walk by.” — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
“How did you get out of the suicide door?" Her disbelief was a living, pettable thing. "Magic." Her eyes narrowed. "There is no magic."… — Dia Reeves Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
![“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once, for example, when I was just starting out in the food business, I was hired by the caper people to develop a lot of recipes using capers, and it was weeks of…” quote by Nora Ephron](https://sms4smile.com/quotes/img-quotes/d79/nora-ephron-1217_business_s-ometimes-when-you-are-a-food-person-th_980.jpg)
