Annoying Quote by Demetri Martin

Bars are about experience and interaction; so often, the people make the bar.

— Jon Taffer

This is exactly why Barstool Sports has to exist. We're one of the few places - maybe the only place - on the Internet…

— Dave Portnoy

Sports bars are also a great place for guys to meet other guys--either for sex or for wrestling, whichever feels more right.

— Eugene Mirman

“When I feel athletic, I go to a sports bar”

— Paul Clisura

The people at Barstool Sports are a bunch of average Joes, who like most guys love sports, gambling, golfing and chasing short skirts.

— Dave Portnoy

People connect to a good bar very personally.

— Jon Taffer

“A bar, as any good dictionary will tell you, is a rod of wood or iron that can be used to fasten a gate.…

— Mark Forsyth

I think 75% of sports fans just want sports. They want to sit down on their couch... pop open a beer, and they want…

— Clay Travis

When I go into a sports bar, some of the people I wouldn't think would watch women's basketball are there watching.

— Brittney Griner

I think that's what's obviously so great about sports - it allows people, families, communities to come together.

— Buster Posey

You want to raise the bar for the people in your own locker room.

— Minkah Fitzpatrick

The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.

— Clay Aiken