Bars Quote by Eugene Mirman

The people at Barstool Sports are a bunch of average Joes, who like most guys love sports, gambling, golfing and chasing short skirts.

— Dave Portnoy

The only reason people go to bars is to get drunk and have sex. To me, bars are what hell is like.

— Clay Aiken

I just think it's sad that the main places in our culture that we designate to meet new people are bars and nightclubs.

— Aziz Ansari

Bars are about experience and interaction; so often, the people make the bar.

— Jon Taffer

A sports bar is a way to take a bar and fill it with even more annoying people than usual.

— Demetri Martin

People connect to a good bar very personally.

— Jon Taffer

Guys like to just sit there and get money fights and sit around.

— Jeremy Stephens

I go to a lot of the men's soccer matches, and I have been to a few track meets. I also really enjoy watching…

— Alex Morgan

Yeah, most guys don't like to think about going to a bar with a girlfriend and watching her leave with someone else.

— Nick Antosca

There are so many little places I want to play, sometimes weird places I think would be fun to play... a bar that's half…

— Julian Casablancas

Strip clubs are great places to meet interesting people you only wanna know for about 40 minutes.

— Dane Cook

I don't really like to go out to clubs or anything. It's just not my style. I'd much rather go to a dive bar…

— Anna Faris