Caffeine Quote by David Sedaris

Coffee doesn't do it for me; it's running that gets me going.

— Joan Benoit

I don't like coffee but I need caffeine.

— Preet Bharara

Coffee is the way I fool myself into believing I'm going to have a productive day.

— Anonymous

Coffee makes me go crazy.

— Taylor Schilling

If I drink coffee, I have to turn the lights off and lay down. I can't handle it.

— Perfume Genius

Some days I want to rub the coffee directly onto my brain.

— Gillian Jacobs

I stay away from caffeine. I've never even tried coffee.

— Angela Yee

I don't know where my ideas come from. I will admit, however, that one key ingredient is caffeine. I get a couple cups of…

— Gary Larson

For me, my coffee has to be just perfect.

— Vatsal Sheth

We want to do a lot of stuff; we're not in great shape. We didn't get a good night's sleep. We're a little depressed.…

— Jerry Seinfeld

I'm totally off any caffeine now.

— Frankie Boyle

My problem is I'm an addictive personality. I can't have one coffee. I can't eat one piece of chocolate.

— Guy Pearce