Humor Quote by David Mitchell Download Open image ““Revolting’ was the last word I ever spoke as someone who’d never kissed a girl.”” — David Mitchell ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 3.8 out of 5 (9 ratings) Copy quoteShare Humor Last Word Relationships Revolution
“I’m going to kiss you as long and as often as I like, and you’re not to utter a word of protest.” — Lisa Kleypas Copy Share Image
“Her gaze dropped to my lips, anxiousness and passion pinking her cheeks. “Enough talking. Kiss me.” I groaned. I’d never hear the command ‘kiss… — Pepper Winters Copy Share Image
“She had often entertained herself with fanciful musings of what it must be like to be kissed by this man—really kissed.” — P.O. Dixon Copy Share Image
“Have you ever given yourself to a kiss so completely, that you felt like you surrendered some of yourself and replaced it with a… — Ali Harris Copy Share Image
“You have enchanted me with a single kiss Which can never be undone Until the destruction of language” — Kenneth Koch Copy Share Image
“He kissed me sweetly, gently, the way every girl deserves to be kissed at least once in her life.” — Angie Fox Copy Share Image
“I will only be offended if you refuse to kiss me again, as then I'll be convinced I'm a failure at it.” — Eve Edwards Copy Share Image
“I don't know much about kisses, but I can assure you that hers were no less fierce than a swarm of bullets tearing the… — Xavier Velasco Copy Share Image
“Kissed. Cath loved that word. She used it sparingly in her fic, just because it felt so powerful. It felt like kissing to say… — Rainbow Rowell Copy Share Image
“I have not yet elected to bestow the grace of my saliva upon another human being. I have never… kissed anyone.” — Laini Taylor Copy Share Image
“In the next room a freckly girl Julia's age sat in a wheelchair. One of her legs wasn't there. She'd probably love to have… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“... Ethical cyberexplorers are responsible, yeah? We are friendly ghosts in the machine, not poltergeists or hooligans. We are a growing breed. Over sixty-five… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“I succumbed. Late-fifteenth-century verb, Old French succomber or Latin succumbere, but a basic necessity of the human condition, especially mine.” — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
“The second tunnel’s a Ministry of Defence tunnel...dug for a nuclear bomb shelter. The entrance is in the garden center at Woolworth’s in Great… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
War's an auction where whoever can pay the most in damage and still be standing wins. — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
The human world is made of stories, not people. The people the stories use to tell themselves are not to be blamed — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
So little is actually worthy of belief or disbelief. Better to strive to coexist than seek to disapprove . . . — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
I elbowed my way into the grubby café, bought a pie that tasted of shoe polish and a pot of tea with cork crumbs… — David Mitchell Copy Share Image
'Mad TV' is one of my most favorite shows of all time and is a huge part of my obsession with sketch comedy. — Shane Dawson Copy Share Image
When you step out and do a song in a musical, the easier thing to do is make it funny. But when those transitions… — Kelli O'Hara Copy Share Image
In my opinion, sexiness comes down to three things: chemistry, sense of humor, and treatment of waitstaff at restaurants. — Rhoda Janzen Copy Share Image
“...I haven't guessed where your shirt is from yet Bane, but I don't think it'll matter once it's underwater!' Tristan looked at Bane questioningly.… — S.K. Munt Copy Share Image
“Be careful about reading health books. Some fine day you'll die of a misprint.” — Markus Herz Copy Share Image
“Not wise, perhaps, to be rude to the Pope's favorite son, but my viper tongue still required a fool now and then on which… — Kate Quinn Copy Share Image
In the future, I would like to do more films with contemporary themes. Perhaps comedy, which is something I have done in theater but… — Luke Evans Copy Share Image
“[S]ometimes, when you are a food person, the possible irrelevance of what you are doing doesn’t cross your mind until it’s too late. (Once,… — Nora Ephron Copy Share Image
If you were to send a werewolf to the moon, would he be a werewolf permanently? — Kristen Schaal Copy Share Image
“ “Do Southerners laugh at different things than Northerners do? Yes, I say--Northerners.” Roy Blount, Jr., Roy Blount’s Book of Southern Humor” — Deborah Ford Copy Share Image
