Bedroom Quote by David Letterman Download Open image “Don't use your bedroom for work, unless you're a prostitute.” — David Letterman ★ ★ ★ ★ ★ 4.7 out of 5 (4 ratings) Copy quoteShare Bedroom Use Work
Don't spend too much time on the bed, only prostitutes can make money there..So wake up! — Nikhil Saluja Copy Share Image
It's really hard to get any work done in my apartment when my bed is also in my apartment. — Sasheer Zamata Copy Share Image
Two fundamental rules in the bedroom: one is you do not work in the bedroom. You should not have a workstation, laptop, or business… — Jonathan Scott Copy Share Image
It doesn't matter what you do in the bedroom as long as you don't do it in the street and frighten the horses. — Daphne Fielding Copy Share Image
I am really chained to my computer these days so I work in my bedroom, which is a room I have worked in for… — Margaret Mahy Copy Share Image
I don't need a bedroom to prove my womanliness. I can convey just as much sex appeal picking apples off a tree or standing… — Audrey Hepburn Copy Share Image
I worked all my life to get to the penthouse and there ain't nothin' there. — Johnny Paycheck Copy Share Image
Two things you need to know about taxes. They've extended the deadline to April 18, and when you write your check, just make it… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
You know Kim Jong Un, the evil dictator of North Korea? Apparently, a guy in his inner circle used his ashtray while smoking and… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
It's the first day of spring. That means this weekend I'll take down my Christmas lights. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
There are a lot of New York City Thanksgiving traditions. For example, a lot of New Yorkers don't buy the frozen Thanksgiving turkey. They… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I can hardly wait until Donald Trump announces his celebrity cabinet. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Experts say this global warming is serious, and they are predicting now that by the year 2050, we will be out of party ice. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transition is going to be tough because it's been 25 years since… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I'm worried about John Kerry, he's so confident now that he's already planning his White House sex scandal. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I vote Democrat because I'm way too irresponsible to own a gun, and I know that my local police are all I need to… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
Do I think there is a heaven? Uh, yeah I do. Like a really big gymnasium. How do I see myself there? With really… — David Letterman Copy Share Image
If it wasn't for coffee, I'd have no discernible personality at all. — David Letterman Copy Share Image
I separated the joints, the arm joints, the leg joints, and had to do two boilings. I think I used four boxes of Soilex… — Jeffrey Dahmer Copy Share Image
Upload Radio is a new venture offering content creators and bedroom DJs the chance to get their own programmes on the air by buying… — David Hepworth Copy Share Image
The first thing I hear when I wake up is the sea, which is so close to our house that its reflections from the… — Craig Brown Copy Share Image
I think the best Thanksgiving we ever had was one where we didn't even have a turkey. Mom and Dad sat us kids down… — Jack Handey Copy Share Image
Obviously, the state's responsibility should be to legislate rules for a well-ordered society. It has no right or duty to creep into the bedrooms… — Pierre Trudeau Copy Share Image
Jared glared. Some people, Kami knew, had bedroom eyes. She was saddened to have to admit that Jared had filthy alleyway eyes. — Sarah Rees Brennan Copy Share Image
My boy always wants to play football, but I have to hide the balls. I lock them in a bedroom; otherwis,e he will just… — Kyle Walker Copy Share Image
There was this one time in Vegas when I took four Victoria's Secret models and did one gram off each of their bodies within,… — Charlie Sheen Copy Share Image
Miami Beach - that's where I grew up, in a middle-class Jewish family led by my maternal grandfather. Me, my great-grandmother - a Holocaust… — Brett Ratner Copy Share Image
When you've got a mother who's given birth to eight children, you know, often without any kind of medical intervention - just she gave… — Caitlin Moran Copy Share Image
A lot of gay men have a lot of sex. That's what we do. But I've stopped all that-the revolving door into my bedroom.… — Julian Clary Copy Share Image
“The bedroom was larger than our entire cottage. Its walls were pale green, delicately sketched with patterns of gold, and the mouldings were golden… — Sarah J. Maas Copy Share Image
