Caught Quote by David Letterman

The Secret Service said there have been 40 fence-jumping incidents at the White House in the past five years. Half of them were intruders…

— Conan O'Brien

Today was opening day for the new Congress in Washington. And Vice President Joe Biden swore in the new batch of White House fence…

— David Letterman

If fences don't work, why is there one around the White House?

— Charles Krauthammer

The real problem is Barack Obama has had six years to advocate a position to fix this and he's done nothing. The congress has…

— Jeb Bush

The other day the plane that Barack Obama was on had some mechanical difficulties and was forced to land. Well, the National Transportation Safety…

— Jay Leno

“With the surveillance issue now so obviously toxic the Obama administration did something it was good at: it sat on the fence.”

— Luke Harding

“Well, he’s scoring in that video.” “That guy wasn’t guarding him. Obama is POTUS. He is mother-effing POTUS. And even if he wasn’t POTUS,…

— Sherman Alexie

Barack Obama treated too lightly the people and forces determined to destroy him. They spat in his face and didn't even get ticketed for…

— Bill Moyers

Some Secret Service guys crashed a car into the White House. And they had been drinking when it happened. Actually, they hit a barrier…

— David Letterman

The acting director of the Secret Service, Joseph Clancy, said they may make the fence around the White House taller because of the recent…

— Jimmy Fallon

“Obama is the classic turtle on a fence post. The faithful may believe he climbed up that post, but Obama knows otherwise”

— Jack Cashill

The dirty little secret, folks, is Obama is not only for occupying Wall Street. He also wants to occupy Main Street.

— Rush Limbaugh